Showing posts with label jumpsuit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jumpsuit. Show all posts

Friday, June 4, 2010


Jumpsuits. i think i made it clear in the last post, how much they annoy me. but still, they're here and havent yet been banished to be used for construction workers on Mars. because really, that the only place where they might just begin to fit in. speaking of which, i was apalled by tyra banks devotiton to them on tope model. it felt like she didnt wear anything else, ever, for an entire season. I mean she 's hot and all. but style icon? girl, you're going down on my list.

Here's the loop on jumpsuits (if you are going to wear them, despite my warning)

1. NO DENIM. you are not going to do hard labor in a mine. as much as I am for class euality and respecting jobs, if you re not working as a miner; dont LOOK like one. NO!
2. baggy pant ending. they're bad enough on their own, please dont make it worse by looking like you left your house in PJs
3. baggy top. yes i know you can clinch it. yes it hides flab. yes the bottom might be fitting. if thats what you want, just wear a cute short kaftan with short shorts. dont look like you decided to wear a garbage bag on your upper body and found machy shorts or pants. please.
4. baggy anything. yes it looks a like nightgown in a very non sultry non attarctive way. so unless you want to tell the world you're too lazy to athe and change in the morning, please spare us.
5. if you must wear one, i suggest going for one that cute, simple and clean. like a tube top with pants that are narrow fit; or a sleevelss-ey top one with shorts. and then pair with a belt or chunky chain, or both. that might still be okay

PS: the picture isnt mine. here is the link: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01250/jump-suits_1250174c.jpg
Chanel Iman is so wow. which is why i dont understand her disaster at le met ball. that outfit. i mean yay for going plunging neckline and all, but dude why wont the world move on and over those godawful jumpsuits. they dont look good, and they dont flatter anyone, not even barbie. and they're not forma, no matter how shiny you make them. but still, chanel is amazing, and i love her style( most of the time, anyway). and she's inspiring me to lose weight. yay, i'll be 110 pounds soon. :)

Ripped tights? I mean I love the way they look and how they're all bad ass and spunky but you really have to be careful of how your upper body looks and what shoes you wear unless you're keen on advertising for a paper shredder. Pair them with a crisp boyfriend shirt, a big black belt and pumps, and you 're good to go without being over the top.

what about pairing them with glam inside? like sparkly golden tights under slate grey ripped tights with a basic long t shirt, funk bracelets and kohlapuris? it looks awesome in my head, think i ll try and post a pic soon.

toodles

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

okay so i have had it with strange facebook people. no, it is not okay to randomly send requests to people you have never met. no, it is not cool to have strange symbol things in your name. i thought that was done away with when in the eight grade; when MSN and AOL were the in thing as was communicating with emoticons and fonts that looked like the ornate letters placed at the beginning of a tale from the Arabian Nights. (i plead guilty to that trend). I wish people would grow up, SIGH.

speaking of trends, i cant believe denim is back, and with a vengeance. As if jumpsuits weren't bad enough to start with, its been reintroduced in Denim on the ramp. because of course, we all want to look like we left the house in a hurry to buy more paint and didn't have time to change out of crappy work clothes.